It happened a few days back. I came home after some work. There was this thing going on. Mother was listening to the radio and a cookery program was being relayed. Father was watching cricket on the television. My sister was watching a movie in between the deliveries bowled. I was listening to all the three things at once. And the effect they created was hilarious. It went this way-
..tumhara naam kya hai.. Chakka!!!.. ab hum dekhenge iska sahitya, pehle pani uske baad.. ricky ponting.. uske baad thoda sa.. andrew symonds… tumhare maa baap.. dono crease par.. Ponting ne parson matck ke bad kaha tha.. haan haan main paagal hoon tumhare pyar mey paagal lekin shaadi nahi karsakta kyon ki.. aloo ke daam bohot badh gaye hain.. bharat main cricket ek khel hi nahi.. wo ek swadisht pakwan hai.. bhaiya mere liye kya laye.. do chammach cheeni aur garam tel..is prakar ricky ponting ko.. dheeme se oobalen aur jab wo laal ho jaye.. umpire ka nirnay bowler ke paksh mey aur symonds out.. maine apne jeevan me sirf dukh dekha hai.. ab aur thodi mirch powder daliye.. agle batsman hain Michel..Kumar, Tum pata lagao ki aakhir who chahte kya hain.. ab sirf chauke aur chakkon se match jeetne ki asha Australia ki.. agar bohot der tak oobala to sara paani chalaa jayega..
Since I had just come, I got up and got myself fresh. Had some thing and came back to my seat. This thing was still going on, albeit the movie was towards the end with the last fighting going on; in the cookery show, the chef was giving the finishing touches, and in the match, it was ishant Sharma bowling the last over
…Aur ye out aur ishant bohot hi khush. ricky ponting kuch badbade huey jaa rahe hain.. kamine main tere saare khandan to khatam kardoonga (hero to villiain).. to usko do minute ke liye thoda ghumate rahiye.. ab jo batsman aayenge unse chakkon ki gunjayish.. dishum dishum.. trrrrrrrr (sound of mixer).. Dhiskyaon dhiskyaon dhiskyaon.. aur ye match ki aakhri gend aur chahiye che run..aa dhishum, aa dhishum (hero is belting the villain).. aur isko thoda sa garnish kijiye.. aur bharat ne match jeetliya.. aaaah (the villain has had enough and hero has a revolver pointed at him) mujhe maaf karo, mujhe mat maro.. yeaaaahhhh, wooooo, yuuuhuuuu (its absolute mayhem at the stadium).. (The police arrive in the movie) hum aap ko giraftar karte hain. vijay, well done.
It is presentation ceremony in the stadium, the chef is summarizing what he has taught, and in the movie, hero and heroin are getting married…
…So the man of the match is.. chicken soup..bilkul raam sita ki Jodi hain tumhari.. and the man of the series is.. paneer butter masala, aur iske saath hi aajka show samapth.. Hope you have enjoyed watching the broadcast of the match.. Haa ha ha ha (everyone is laughing In the movie) “THE END”.
